How to Be Your Own Selfish Pig won't teach you how to be a selfish pig. But it will tell you what a lot of people think about pigs, robots, the tooth fairy, and more serious topics like God and right and wrong and what's worth living for. You'll meet a lot of people in this book, real ones, who have tried all kinds of lifestyles with all kinds of results. What they have in common is that they all, at one time or another, took a serious look at their lives and their worldviews. You'll laugh and cry with these people. You'll learn how you could end up a selfish pig and why you might not want to.