Little Book of Big Laughs, The - eBook

Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use.

A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.

Surgeon: Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.
Architect: Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.
Politician: That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!

 
Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.
Caddy: Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth!

 
Mother: I don't think you should marry Henry. He's a dentist and you're a manicurist.
Daughter: What does that have to do with it?
Mother: I'm afraid you'll fight tooth and nail.