I simply wanted to step out of my ordinary life and find the Divine Appointment God had planned for me. I'd read about Mary Kinglsey, and it occurred to me that if I truly wanted to share an historical biography with my students, hers was it. So (with much trepidation) I booked the cheapest tour I could find to visit the Dark Continent of Africa. Who knew I'd meet a psychic named Vidalia (after the onion?) -- not that I should have been surprised (after all, Bremen Tours specialized in Voodoo relics of the Dark Continent, or so it was emblazoned on their carry-alls, one of which I owned).
But life got really strange when I met a mad (or was he drunk?) professor, a dashing prince (or possibly, the villain), a village headman (the warrior king? Or the prince of thieves?) and a witchdoctor who was neither witch nor doctor, but rather the sinister embodiment of a charlatan who preyed on tourists...and let's not forget the man who started the whole mess--an embezzler-turned-kidnapper...of me! And that's not to mention floating down a river full of
crocodiles, two boys who wanted to hold me for ransom, an earthquake, a cave-in, the leopard in my bed, and a pink
In the end, my Divine Appointment from God held mystery, excitement and a whole lot more.
Enjoy my adventure, Dear Reader, because I did!