|Lulu Walks the Dogs|
SINCE a kid named Fleischman is going to hang around a whole lot in these pages, I need to tell you right away that Fleischman is not his LAST name but his FIRST name. Fleischman was his moms last name before she married his dad and changed HER name to HIS, just like other moms last names could be Anderson or Kelly before THEY got married. (Some moms dont change their last names after theyre married, but I really dont feel like discussing that right now.) Anyway—stay with me here—some of these used-to-be Kelly moms might decide to first-name their daughters Kelly, and some Anderson moms might first-name their sons Anderson. Or maybe theyd name their sons Kelly and daughters Anderson. And though not too many Fleischman moms decide to name their kids Fleischman, Fleischmans mom did.
Got it? No? Well, too bad if you dont. Im busy, and its time to tell my story.